Dildos

Hey, did you know that dildos have been around for a loooong time?

Archaeologists have found evidence of them being used for religious/magical purposes, but it’s pretty clear they were also used for some good ol’ self-pleasure. The Greeks used fig wood dildos in their Dionysian festivals, and the ancient Egyptians used stone phalluses for women to masturbate with under the moonlight to help with fertility. The oldest dildo ever found is over 30,000 years old and made of clay. It was discovered in a cave in Germany.

And it turns out that the word “dildo” probably comes from the Italian word for “pleasure.”

So, if you’re in the market for a dildo, you should consider what you want in size and material. Glass, hard plastic, and metal are suitable for precise stimulation, while flexible materials can adapt to your anatomy. Beginners should start with a smaller size. And if you want to go hands-free, look for one with an extended base or try a strap-on belt.

And don’t forget the lube and keep it clean!